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Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?

And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?

Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?

The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.

You know, I always did like Scarlett Johannson.

Dat side-eye.

Let me just hug you forever Miss Johannson.

That reporter should be sacked on the spot. 

There should be a word for when you are utterly unsurprised and completely pissed off at the same time.

My Scarlett Johansson appreciation levels are reaching incredible heights lately.

I’ve always kinda loved her, now I love her even more

Kill that reporter with fire.

This.

Yep.

“Yes, actually, I had a special workout regime where I would beat the everloving shit out of three smarmy, demeaning, sexist reporters each morning. It really kept me in great shape.”