Impudent Sisyphus

applyforhugs:

This is the best thing.

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fweeble:

gryphynshadow:

littlemissbatterwitch:

clothoboorocracy:

stormybabe:

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

My hero

someone teach me this pweeze-ooc

Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.

We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.

Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?

Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.

All that said, here’s how you do it!

This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.

Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.

When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.

Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.

If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.

Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.

Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.

Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.

From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”

Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.

Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:

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deafmuslimpunx:

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aynrandinaminiskirt:

Korean poster which has been making it’s way around

Translation:

Protesting sexual harassment and violence against women

ETIQUETTE FOR MEN AT NIGHT

1. Remember that your presence can be threatening to women walking alone at night
2. If a woman is walking in front of you alone at night, slow down. You walking quickly or speeding up can be and in most cases is threatening
3. If you’ve been drinking and are drunk, go straight home.
4. Do not pick a fight or aggravate women walking at night
5. Do not take off your clothes or publicly urinate
6. Be careful to make sure you do not touch or hit someone, even on accident.
7. If, late at night, you come to a situation in which you and a woman have to ride an elevator together, let her go up first and wait for the elevator to come back down.
8. If there’s a woman in a public restroom (There are Korean public restrooms with no gender or sex markings that are open to all people), wait for her to finish and come out first before using the restroom.
9. Report broken streetlights to the police
10. Tell other men about these rules and that they have a responsibility to not threaten women walking at night

THIS! This needs to printed and put up frikkin’ everywhere.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VERY GOOD, I LIKE THIS A LOT

so this is the perfect anti-sexual harassment poster. Aimed at guys, explaining explicitly in which situations women feel unsafe and how to avoid them, situations a lot of guys don’t even think about, and making it quicker to identify harassers by noting when these rules are broken. Also sounds small but the broken streetlamp one is good.

(Source: dkyubey)

blackraincloud:

shana—e:

britticisms:

The most upsetting part of this situation is the fact that it is a common occurrence. Just minutes after I wrote about it, James Wilson shared this link to a recent Washington Post article highlighting nearly the exact same situation: a walk down the street, a groping, the chase afterward. I was only lucky because the man rode away slowly and so I could catch up to him and … do something. Was my reaction the most responsible? Probably not. But this is something I’ve written about in the past and something that still upsets me. Why? Because it is incredible how something so quick can become so powerful, so rupturing to the rest of your day. 

IF YOU NEED HELP DISPOSING OF THE BODY LET ME KNOW

God is real. 

(Source: acidsmooth)

newmodelminority:

Today my sister watched me put on my binder before I went to school.

She asked me if it hurt. I said sometimes, and showed her some of my bruises from it.
She asked me why I do it, I said because it makes me feel human.
She said, “At least you’re not an alien.”
“But I am an alien. In my own body. I don’t see myself as you see me. To me these things aren’t here,” I replied pointing to my chest.
I went to school. I just got home, took off my binder, and saw a piece of paper sticking out from my pillow. I moved my pillow and found this.
Can I just be honest and say I have the sweetest little sister in the world and that she has completely made me bawl my eyes out.
Thank you so, so much little sis. And yes, every penny counts.
I love you, kiddo. More than anything.

#wellThatmademeTearUp.

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beatsthatarefunky:

Get Up Stand Up!

Indigenous Leaders demand suspension of Belo Monte Dam

THAT. PICTURE.